Dear vaginas of the world

Dear vaginas of the world,

A brief note.

I love you in your unique variety.

I guess I believe in free love.

For instance, I love you when you sat down on the seat in front of me,

& you were watching porn.

Why didn’t you come sit next to me, sit on my lap.

I wouldn’t have minded in public.

& evidently, you’re not too shy.

Anyway, porn on a train is hypocrisy.

Alas I have always been too verbose,

& have had more luck

With women with migrant English.

My English is so good, it’s bad in a pragmatic land.

Anyway,

Much love.

No need to return the vinyl LPs.

Keep them.

Enjoy yourself.

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