Turdsworth

 

Turdsworth

 

Byron famous called Wordsworth Turdsworth

& while Wordsworth is great

Byron has a point

Are we just waiting around like nuns & scholars

Contemplating flowers

Before we die?

 

Or do we wanna get our ends wet?!

I don’t only want to write about it

I wanna DO it

In the back of a horsedrawn carriage

Atop a mountaintop

On top of a table

In the ocean again

As Byron suggested

An indirect descendent of my exwife

Our anniversary date is tomorrow

Too many seek comfort & consistency

When there’s a battles of the loins & ecstasy to be won

 

I wish to cease from all this mental masturbation

& LIVE a little woman

Bend over with me & let’s get it ON!

 

You know you wanna

It’s in the way you hold your lips

& the widening of your eyes

We can even do it in disguise

I don’t have to be your partner

I just wanna make love to ya.

 

 

Published & Copyright Malachi Doyle 2024.