Mel From Melbourne - Music & Words

Snoop Dogg’s 2025 AFL Grand Final ‘Pre-Match Entertainment’ Snoop was awesome today. Healing vibes with Baker Boy, Jess Mauboy & Mike Brady & all those hot musos & dancers xx Not to mention Dre xx — How good was Snoop? Mate, he healed the city xx — Snoop You don’t need ME to invite you But you’re always welcome  In Naarm/Melbourne xx Please come again  Should be given the keys to the city Were it Czechoslovakia You’d be King like Ginsberg xxx — You've gotta admit  Fuck I hate auto correct! But you've gotta admit you can feel Snoop's poetry & it's love xx — So happy & healing. No wonder he & Uncle Willie get along xx — As someone who was trained in Sociology & Anthropology, I’d give yesterday’s ceremony 10/10 xx — Melbourne’s been hurting since the negativity of the protests between people who aren’t even listening to one another or talking to one another. Snoop healed a lot of wounds here. He should be given the keys to the city. That was div...

  Apologies  I would like to apologise to Wayne Carey. I called him something that is untrue. Reading Wikipedia I conjecture he’s just a sic kunt like me. I’m sorry brother. I guess we all fuck up sometimes. Possibly the greatest player to ever play the game. Sorry uv had a hard time. I’m glad you were visiting Indigenous prisoners, and hen you got busted. I don’t know but I think you’ve been sold down the river. But remember: if the pussy’s not wet, it’s not goin in xx Published & Copyright Malachi Doyle 2025.

  THE SPIRITS ARE ANGRY!!!!!!!!   Where is my mind? No one really knows One day you will learn this Even the fallible surgeon   We need rituals for this reason To centre us The return from where we’ve roamed   The mistake many Atheists make Is in believing that 'religions' are only theological   No, as my intellectual mentors explained to me 'Religious experience' includes ritual, social & spiritual Like the footy does,  Like what we're doing here & they’re each essential to all people, speaking holistically   For When the Acknowledgement of Country is NOT said At the beginning of an event There is an UNBALANCING!: THE SPIRITS GET ANGRY!!!!!!   Some people don’t notice it Because they’re not PAYING ATTENTION TO WHERE THEY ARE: Even to the weather Hiding at home with their tvs SHIT! THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!   The SPIRITS, Who are already  BEYOND THE BOUNDS Remembering of ...

  Rest assured, 'community standards' will be met Rest assured, 'community standards' in this blog entry will be met I will see to this  like kids see to live beheadings  & the sodomy of women as the orthodoxy in pornography On the internet  Maniacs ruling the world The private ownership of everything by 1% The housing & costs of living crises The soaring suicide rates & fascists march on the streets of Melbourne Everything will be  well, quite frankly, charming. Reminds me of an old joke: so the teacher is asking the kids if anybody can use the word 'charming' in a sentence & immediately, little Johnny shoots his hand up almost falling off his chair the teacher of course ignores him & picks the 'good' girl Jane who responds "Well, my mother & father invited some friends over for afternoon tea we had scones, little sandwiches & a passionfruit sponge, & it was charming" "Well done Jane, an excellent use of th...

  My latest poem ‘Is it tit bit or is it tid bit? & ur not allowed to look it up’ got flagged for ‘not meeting community standards.’  It now has a warning & you have to sign in to view it. Coz of course Google is all about promoting community 😛 So I’m changing my musical name a la Gary Hocking to ‘Community Standards’ for the upcoming gig with Darryl Thompson-Turner on Sunday 23/11/25, 5pm at the Town Hall Hotel, North Melb. Love, Malachi Doyle xx Published & Copyright Malachi Doyle 2025.

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  I don’t care that for some fuckin reason, I’m writing in red underlined   Just give me time to think While you pour me another muthafuckin drink! RL says something like that Today’s a loud guitar & drums day I’m at that point of the rollercoaster So Burnside & Jon Spencer & Neil Young with Pearl Jam backin I’m drinkin $3.98 Aldi Semillion Fuck it’s rough! What were you drinkin Gavi? Casks, ya reckon? Mate I’m morally superior I’m Edu-cate-ed Coz I drink from glass! Will it hasten my death? No one knows Keith Richards is a fair age Anyway, we all die So don’t be a pussyole! Just pour me a muthafuckin drink As Father Jack saith “Drink! Feck! Girls!” I gotta turn up the music! My phone horns with a text From the Australian Electoral Commission Somehow I’m writing in red underlined now I musta hit the wrong the button Fuck this! But fuck it I don’t care I don’t care about formatting As David Briggs sai...